Another year, another round of budget-friendly gift suggestions from the SA Forum Goons, another link to the theme song from the Van Damme/Rob Schneider buddy movie Knock Off: Some holiday traditions never change! But this installment is a little different -- in addition to the usual dollar-store finds, it features products from the Chinese warehouse site DealExtreme and, more alarmingly, its sister site for "adult products," Intimate Gadgets!
Rhys Wilde
Fooley: This is cool and all but I wouldn't buy it unless lay egg is true
Blackmjolnir
Category Fun!: Do you have a video of this? I need to know if action is truely scamper
Lizard Combatant
Heatmonger
Sir Unimaginative
Big Grunty Secret
Spotted at a Christmas Tree Shops in Framingham, MA. Christmas Tree Shops is full of cheap junky shit, but the face on the train really sold me.
Fixed Gear Guy: Thomas the 
Engine
Tars Tarkas
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