purity control:
Soft strands of grey hair
Silky, long, and beautiful
Too bad it's your pubes
Neglected soft mouth
Pink, wet, nibbles my member
Hungry vagina
Red Bull. Viagra
A risky combination
Dial 9-1-1.
bhlaab:
As I slam your cunt
I can smell your pheromones
Wait that's just Gold Bond
Gums rubbing my cock
With your dentures up my ass
You drooled on my balls!
There is no problem
Though my foreskin resembles
Dried out raisin skin
God you turn me on
Do me a favor, baby
Drink your bag of piss
It's so disgusting
How can an 80 year old
Give me my red wings?
Going downstairs now
Wow your flappy labia
Tastes like an old shoe
PitifulLoser:
Wrinkled and aroused
Both legs and tits to the floor
I'll cum on your face
Envelope my cock
Spit flowing from your mouth's side
Such sweet gum fucking
sock_on_a_fish:
You are dry like sand
There is but one remedy:
Pick scabs, let pus flow
I have fallen down
And I cannot get it up
I wish I was dead
Cheesecake rump above
Rotting rod erect below
Reverse cowgirl hag
Put it in my butt
Stick it inside really deep
Enemas are fun
What is in the air?
It looks like a cloud of dust
Oh, it's your jism
bisticles:
Medicalert girl
I've fallen in love with you
And I can't get up
Five gallone of lube
And you're still dry as a beach
Let's watch some Matlock
Feather:
Like soft shoe leather
Salty and sublime they taste
Your nipples please me
Withered and wrinkled
Hair covered moles all over
Your saggy ass cheeks
In the creas'ed folds
My tongue rasps a salty treat
You die climaxing
Like baby's diaper
Soggy and heavy and sweet
I sniff your depends
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