Smeego

>pick mushrooms, hover to island

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Barack HUSSEIN

> Use the staff to command the vines into the mother rabbit's corpse where they'll intertwine with her skeleton and emerge from her back in a ropey pillar and then whip around continuously in an attempt to create an all-natural 100% organic rabbitcopter

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Queen Gnome

>save game. Use the remaining vines to attach a makeshift basket to the corpse-copter and get inside.

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Vanilla Mint Ice

>fly to the island while holding beelz's hand and peeing out the side of the basket

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