Atma


Bruiser

Pick berries > go east > Poison the rabbit in the hole with berries

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Vanilla Mint Ice

>take shelter inside the large dead rabbit

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Vanilla Mint Ice

>reassure the little rabbits you'll be their protector now but however you can only take one with you, have them duel to the death with the winner cannibalizing the loser

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Save Target As

>Leave the hole with your follower and head north at the crossroad

Barack HUSSEIN

> name your new baby rabbit hellknight Beelz the Kinslayer; save game

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