rio

Dye a robe of each color from the white robe pile and put in inventory

MeLKoR

Show some pride, make a rainbow robe.

The Protagonist

Dip yourself evenly into every vat. It's time to get technicolor up in hea'

Atma

epiphanylol

Save then tip the barrels over so you can flood heaven already!!!

Atma

CharlestonJew

Tell Fucking Beelz to draw whatever he's thinking about right now.

Atma

EMILY BLUNTS

> Let's get someone with orange or green, who probably won't have as big a stick up their ass.

Atma

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