Cat Face Joe
an event where you maneuver an office chair through an obstacle course and cut a target with your katana at the end
carry on then
microsoft bobsled
Fuzzy Mammal
curling
Powerful Two-Hander
24x5x52x4x100m sprint with a scrum call every 100m
it lasts for the duration of the tournament and by the end nobody can remember what the goal was when they started and they agree to just forget about the whole thing
maniacdevnull
Judo but like with anime powers or something
The Management
floppy discus toss
MALE SHOEGAZE
long jmp
Fuzzy Mammal
men's 109.9999999999999999 meter hurdles
Salt Fish
A freestyle competition in which each competitor attempts to injure themselves as gratuitously as possible. After the award ceremony webms of the performances are made the background of the images thread.
duTrieux.
Not Shutting The Fuck Up About Trains
Citizen Tayne
handball, but with a Samsung phone
MALE SHOEGAZE
synchronized vimming
Antlerhill
synchronized whiteness
Fuzzy Mammal
marathon: speed run bungie's marathon on an imac
Iridium
the 750ml Drink Until You Don't Regret Your Career Choices Sprint
the 2 Hour Conference Call Marathon, last one to give up and switch to the 750ml Sprint wins
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