Page 3: Values, savings, and Simmons!
Helth guru "gaseousclay" gives us an easy way to lose weight - profuse vomiting.
"grzydj" takes J.P. Barnum's business sense, and thrusts it into the 21st century.
Brave soul "irn-bru" knows what'll quench that summer thirst!
Member "laopooh" tried this sucker on former athlete Greg Luganis, and boy was Greg's face red!
Drunkard "limehouse" has the perfect way to get junior to an early start!
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
