Forums poster Rhinoceraptor recently noticed some strange entries in PornMD's live search feed. Why he was watching this feed is not the issue here, nor is the question of whether the SA Goons who subsequently contributed their own funny finds were passive chroniclers of the feed or active participants. What matters is that there's finally another article with "porn" in the title that can join "Interview with a Former Porn Star" as one of the site's 10 most-read stories every day forevermore!
Rhinoceraptor
keep punching joe
Helvete
Bold Robot
hungarian lesbian individuals
chinese in leotards
demonachizer
forced to paint house
incomprehensible phone operator
long distance piss contest
Sephuran
Hobo outwits prostitute.
SmokaDustbowl
joker handjob
endless piss
balogna
illestG
Chump Farts
macky2dope
Olewithmilk
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