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If I saw party egg I'd cross the street to avoid that fucker.
Part of Everything
There is no avoiding Party Egg.
No matter how far or how long you run
There is no escape.
Noescapenoescapenoescape
CH CH CH
AH AH AH
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE...
...laughing from the jokes at the party he chases you to!
Thanks to Part of Everything for creating Party Egg, and to the Goons for greeting him with joy!
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