Xy Hapu
this sort of featureless clay humanoid shape with a blank, concave face and rounded stubs for hands and feet. It typically chased me up a flight of stairs...
Mr_Companie
A big metal and glass container that tapers off into a tiny whole, full of hundreds of people desperately trying to claw their way out. From the top, a screw descends, grinding them all into goo...
mr.vendetta
being systematically tortured... Basically they (faceless) took my body apart piece by piece...
Pepper
This little girl I distinctly remember watching as her eyeballs fell out of her head and she kept trying to put them back in. The thing was... her eyeballs were slimy blue blobby things, solid enough to not be liquid, but not solid enough to be eyeballs...
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