In this sophisticated era of modern online communication, people don't have as much exposure to spam e-mails. For the purposes of this intro, I opened my Gmail spam folder for the first time in months, and it contains nothing but ridiculous claims and nonsense phrases, such as "God Sent Me To You," "Our Hidden Gem Alert is Inside," "Knife Party EP Out Today" and "Get The New Blockbuster iOS app!" Speaking of hidden gems, forums member 72o and his SA Goon peers put on their miner's caps and sifted through quarantined messages for artistic inspiration!
expensive jeans
PicklePants
Stottie Kyek
Leelee
Painful Dart Bomb
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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