Dr Eldarion paints a portrait of noble youth looking for exciting, lucrative jobs.
eamonh either likes math or the sight of Ben Affleck and rising, erect phallic symbols.
Ecc acknowledges this prototype wasn't really the most effective at dealing with, well, anything.
emf describes something the news media would absolutely LOVE to cover.
essaywhutman has a very convoluted calendar.
frankenbeans tells and tale of when the dead... well, stayed dead.
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