Reformed Tomboy
Rambowjo
Fist Killinghammer
CaptBubba
Well, some great entries there, let's find out who wins the sexy priz- wait, a surprise celebrity contestant appears!
Mermaid Shelly
I have to say this was quite a surprise to find this thread! Thank you for the fun reading, the hilarious photos and general "mer"madness! I love it 
Let me know if your adventures in merfolkhood stirred up any desires for a custom made silicone scale tail... I can always be reached through the email on my website.
Thanks again for all the laughs everyone!
And whoever started this thread... thank you, you are a real sweetie! XOXOX
Mermaid Shelly
Oooohhh I do love a challenge! Let me see what I can come up with... 
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