Professor K refuses to wear pants on weekdays which makes it difficult for him to find employment outside of being a TV news anchor.
It wouldn't be a Comedy Goldmine without a zee is zae MS Paint.
Isometric Bacon just went 'hog wild' in the creation of this image!!
Don't get me wrong, I like Mystery Steve, but I kinda prefer his brother History Steve. Now that guy knows how to party!
Action Andy is a really nice guy...Just ask his probation officer!! (credit: My First Big Joke Book, 1982, Random House, ISB code: 0391447312)
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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