ilikedirt
did u know in the apocalyptic landscape of antarctica there is a colony of scientists working together to cure the world deep within a massive cave but little do they know the cave is actually a gigantic hell worm slowly digesting them
Noitaroballoc
need a name to properly lead my post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang, thx op
ilikedirt
SKELETAL CHROME
Internetjack
These are really good.
ilikedirt
SKIDMARXXX
efnii
i want a future name
ilikedirt
CHUMBA WUMBOMB
SavoyMarionette
me too pls
ilikedirt
BULLETMOUTH
bulletmouth has replaced all of his teeth with bullets so when he bites u, he also shoots u
ilikedirt
imgoing to bed i must recharge my psionic energies
boom boom boom
I want one when OP wakes up
ilikedirt
THE TUMOROUS WOMB
Wilks Checkov
Hit me, or in this case... surprise me.
ilikedirt
NIGHTMARIUS MONS
bulletproofjesus
I wanna be cool. :c
ilikedirt
THE MASOCHRIST
Endbuster
Name me like one of your wastelanders.
ilikedirt
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