- I'm th weird indents on the bridge
- I'm the sword handle.
- I'm the paper thin slit in the knight's helmet
- I'm the perspective on the laptops
- I'm the grey>white gradient on the laptop's screens
- Im the top left edges of the keys on the left laptop keyboard, and the bottom left edges of the keys on the right laptop keyboard
- I'm the side of the table
- I'm also the flag stuck to the side of the horse and the bridge that just goes over some ground and then arches twice over nothing
- I'm the guy put in the ad to show what a user of public transport might look like.
- I'm also his jumper, and the thick brown line coming from the left border [possibly holding up the sign?]
me = four eyes on thing at back- me = The holy hands [halo is over the hands]
- me = hands perfectly parallel to camera
- me = translucent feather hiding nonexistent nipples
- me = The eye visor and the no damn pupils
- me = weird, gelatinous blob that's eating the person
- me = footlong bellybuttton crack
- me = guy paying $2.90 per day to have that ad up
- I'm actually none of these assholes, but I am the names "Hamby" and "Bickerstaff"
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