Back in Dec. 2014, CNN.com published a list of "28 Internet Acronyms Every Parent Should Know," shedding some light on hot new teen-only text-slang terms such as "420" (marijuana) and "PRON" (porn). But it's been a month since that story ran, which, given the fast and frantic pace of Internet culture, means these acronyms are now wildly outdated! Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, who's not only SA's founder but also a PWKIA (Parent Who Knows Internet Acronyms), posted an addendum to the CNN article, and the Forum Goons kept the updates rolling! Thanks to Scrub Lover for the illustrations!
Lowtax
WTNB - Where's the nearest Bog?
MU@B - Meet You at the Bog
SBLFF - Sup Babe, Lets Fuck Frogs
W2HSODL - Want to Have Sex Or Do Laundry?
IFURN - I'm Fucking You Right Now
IFUIAB - I'm Fucking You In a Bog
S4ACIURI - Sorry For All the Cum In Your Eye
IUCRTTIWEC - If You Can Read This Then It Wasn't Enough Cum
TWCIB,SH - Touched Witch's Cauldron In Bog, Send Help
POTSTLUCA - Put On the Sunglasses, They Let You See Aliens
GCFSIBCM@D&B - Got Caught Fucking Scarecrow In Bog, Cant Meet at Dave and Busters
Blistex
sgibft - strange guy in bog furiously texting
jiharlequinade
BGO - Bog
epsilon-6
BOG- Bog Of Grease
Mammon Loves You
KWIMUA4CAA - Kelly Wallace is making up acronyms for CNN article again
Lowtax
CPUTR - Currently Puttin' On The Ritz
garbage day
THOUGHT: A variation on THOT, this also means That Ho Over There, but with an 'ugh' interjection signifying that this particular ho is especially unpleasant.
Stex T
9 - Parent Watching
99 - Parent Gone
999 - Parent is Herman Cain
Lowtax
TIWAABIW3KIT - Thought It Was An Adult, But It Was 3 Kids In a Trenchcoat
Lowtax
TTWACBIACHH - Thought This Was a Church But Its a Cannibal Hell Hole
GrrrlSweatshirt
MBIB- my baby isnt breathing
Scrub Lover
HOTH - hand over that hog
YODA - your old dog's ass
DARTH - driving a really tiny honda
BOBA - being old blows, aaarggh
STARWARS - star trek: a really wild and radical show
BIG BOY EXPO 2K
BANG - building a new golem
LAT/LON - lesbianing at the lesbians only nightclub
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