why

grandma's angry...




Whilst farting I

Apparently Oklahoma is very concerned about our President not being a US Citizen.




Fayez Butts

"moving to Canada"




Matt Gloss




el fikus


I really thought the US would top for this search. But the Finnish, really?



Blissey

The South has found itself a new savior.



el Gran Poco

Definite lull in urine balloons before the holidays.

Anus thermoses seem to get more popular in the festive season, however.



pandasmustdie

anatomy of a meme




Pablo Bluth

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It's heart-warming to know, it'll never achieve the heights of Two Girls One Cup


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