Rapacity
haha diet is pretty steady.
Right on cue, every new year....
Futuristic Farts
This was for "farts". That one spike in 2007 seems kinda weird...
Depressing Drawers
Some uhhh pretty similar peaks and troughs here - Happy thoughts :D
Zappatista
"Heath Ledger"
runupon cracker
The correlation is clear I think.
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top 10 cities searching the word "boner"
1. Irvine, CA, USA
2. Richardson, TX, USA
3. Philadelphia, PA, USA
4. St Louis, MO, USA
5. Los Angeles, CA, USA
6. Seattle, WA, USA
7. Pleasanton, CA, USA
8. Chicago, IL, USA
9. Minneapolis, MN, USA
10. San Diego, CA, USA
why
There's a crisis you say? Is there porn of it?
CTerry
Socialism. I guess this goes with Obama being labelled a Socialist.
Samuel Q. Boxman
Hentai blue, anime red:
Mulefisk
Apparently christmas 2005 was a hot year for blowjobs.
Wardance
Notice that for every spike up of anime there's a dip for exercise.
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