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"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa
Frostie
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D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo
Bertrand Hustle
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps
Cronodoculous
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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