This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
Fnoigy
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
BetterTasteThnU
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
Xmas Future
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
Fenderbender
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
CannedMacabre
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
Yoya
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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