Test this, motherfuckers!!
"Alaska" is a member of a very elite organization.
"BoBane" is good at things on the computer machine.
"Colonel_Forbin" has risen from his grave to give you SAVINGS!
"Colonel_Forbin," isn't that guy's head at rather an interesting angle?
"Cooter" beats up small children in parking lots but he never gets caught.
"Digital Arse" has had this same fantasy for roughly ten years now.
"Doctor Zero" learned to love the bomb alright.
"Doctor Zero" found what seems to be a major plot hole.
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Let's improve landmarks
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Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
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