The X-man cometh
In France, the guards have to deal with 16 of him.
Dads Dip Cup
"Sir! We have apprehended the target!" the guard hands over a hamster encased in a plastic roly ball.
the commander bursts into tears, cradling the ball in his arms. "Sparky!! I thought you were gone forever"
Historical Wizards
"Sir we lost him, he opened a door and loaded into another cell. We can't follow him."
Vynar
Silently I long to be siezed but in truth I am too afraid of the aftermath. If you can't do the time don't do the crime. Plus I don't think Cynthia is allowed to date the perpetrators that she apprehends.
Manifisto
k You got to love her, tease her, hold and sieze her
Got to try na na na na
She's getting away, you fools l
Ominous Jazz
Sorry, but you still haven't solved me and my twin brother's riddle about which one of us tells nothing but truths and which one tells nothing but lies
"yes he did"
Jeremy we talked about this
"no we didn't"
he's getting away
Vynar
We were so focused on whether or not we could seize him we never considered if we should.
FactsAreUseless
I should never have invaded Epilepsy Castle.
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