I've made my peace with the balloon shaped like a balloon on page 1, but a camera used to take a picture of a camera is just far too meta for my tastes.
Apparently this balloon man is from the Lord of the Rings, but I can't see what distinguishes him as Elvish.
Make all your fantasies of killing everyone close to you come true without the inconvenience of upsetting your parents by sporting this family-friendly flamethrower.
This gumball machine is made of balloons, but what about the contents? Are they real gumballs or just small balloons? The world will never know.
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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