The lizard people commanded me to include this important message from Geekner.
No matter how much I pretend this contribution from Hive Mind was included for artistic reasons, I just can't deny the fact that I am in love with Pam. But where's our Dunder Mifflin...?
ilpadre is a vital cog in the well-oiled machine that is the Comedy Goldmine (the oil is terrible analogies).
KodiaK knows the real reason that Google wants to store all your search habits. They just want to keep all the best porn for themselves.
Thankfully, Leperflesh survived his horrifying encounter with a society keeping the truth hidden from the lowest common denominator. Unfortunately, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper did not.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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