The Good Kind of Sex!

I, personally, am the good kind of sex guy. I know that's not funny to say - not everything on here has to be funny or a joke. Sometimes it can just be good information about the good kind of sex guy; who is me. [Thanks to the Something Awful Forums for the posts, and for teaching me what love is]

cda

sex is like an art. there's a good way to do it, and a bad way to do it, and I do it the good way, not the bad way

Android Blues

I'm the bad kind of sex guy. I'm the kind of sex guy your daughters warned you about. I wear a long moustache and a sport coat. I'm the bad kind of sex guy.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I am the bad sex guy. I am bad at sex. women do not enjoy sex with me, but sometimes do because everyone makes mistakes.

Android Blues

bad sex guy:good sex guy :: the pallid rays of the moon:the smoky warmth of the sun

FactsAreUseless

The good sex guy, Spenta Mainyu, battles endlessly in opposition to the bad sex guy, Angra Mainyu. Humanity, of course, is bent over in the middle and getting it at both ends.

Android Blues

Bad sex guy has sex like this. Good sex guy? Has sex the other way. *audience cracking up because they all get it immediately*

google THIS

I am the good sex guy. I sit in the lotus position, meditating on the good sex. I appear to be levitating, but actually I am...oh ho ho, you probably thought I was going to say that I was balancing on my large member, but no, the good sex guy is beyond such frivolously crude humor. No, I actually am hovering off the ground, because I am such a good sex guy, and because my penis is so large its gravitational field can hold me aloft.

FactsAreUseless

Good sex guy: tantric meditation
Bad sex guy: tantric-or-treat

Manifisto

I am not a good sex guy, I am a great sex guy. I have long surpassed simple binary, trinary, or even human-spectrum gender roles. I'm on a whole new level, the fungus level. did you know they have 36,000 sexes? the fungus kama sutra is mind-bogglingly big and I am mastering it. I am crushing it. I am not sure I have time to sex you, but come by in case I can fit you in, and please bring some perky young chanterelles.

Android Blues

When the bad sex guy has sex, a wolf howls and an eagle feels desolate. When the good sex guy has sex, a cactus blooms in the desert. A sand vermine scurries from its hole and lets the sand wash over its coat, cleaning it of grit - when the good sex guy has sex.

vanisher

(filling out medical questionnaire)

Please select Good or Bad for the following:
Smoking:______
Sex Guy: ______
Drug Use: ______
Allergies: _____

Android Blues

A household where they have a shrine to the good sex guy and the bad sex guy, and they sacrifice crows for the bad sex guy, and bake biscuits and heavy doughy treats for the one who's good at sex.

Android Blues

Little dishes in front of the good sex guy and the bad sex guy shrines. They go, "mmh," when you weigh them down with an offering, except bad sex man has a sound to him that is more like, "hmmph!". His sport coat is rendered in ivory.