Daedra
i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life
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Heffer
I wish my farts never stank
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Jerry Mumphrey
I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee
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Zazamoot
Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please.
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