The last word this week goes to angryrobots
My sister made herself some dinner. I'll let the pictures do the talking.
You've just eaten all you can eat, so it's time to ask for the check, enjoy your after dinner mint and get the hell out of my restaurant. The Comedy Goldmine is done for yet another week, and all that's left to do is thank the forum goons for being good sports. I'd also like to urge them to keep well away from any kind of cooking utensil for the rest of their natural lives, in case they barbecue their cat or something similar. Join me next Tuesday for some more internet fun and frolics, it'll be a wild ride to partyville (please bring a change of pants).
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This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
