Goatstein
ugh i still can't believe they canceled Firefly #firstworldproblems
Necc0
damnit, I'm never gonna get out of this sand trap #firstworldproblems
Goatstein
i just can't seem to lose weight!!! #firstworldproblems
im completely convinced i died in a car wreck in 2007 and my life now is just an elaborate dream/test #firstworldproblems
Suzumiya Haruhi-tan
haruhi season 2 still hasn't been dubbed #firstworldproblems
DUMBocrat
Just got back from the grocery store, got so much food that it doesn't all fit in the fridge. #firstworldproblems
Molimo
due to the hedonic treadmill effect combined with a mood disorder i am actually objectively sadder than most of africa despite the many material comforts i have #firstworldproblems
The Finn
I'M SURROUNDED BY NIGGERS #firstworldproblems
an adult beverage
oh fuck they kicked off brad from idol last night this is bullshit #firstworldproblems
The Finn
Atlanta Bread Company took their Beef Au Jus sandwich off the menu???? 
#firstworldproblems
Necc0
It's so hard being a vegan sometimes
The Finn
ugh the thyme in my herb window box just isn't growing like I hoped it would #firstworldproblems
Cowcatcher
My hand hurts from typing on a keyboard all day and my employer had to buy me a special keyboard the price of a small african village #firstworldproblems
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