The top search-engine hit for "Cross-eyed celebrities" is this TMZ slide show, which features a lot of celebrities who are not cross-eyed at all -- maybe wonky-eyed at worst, on a bad day -- and Stuart Scott, whose "celebrity" status is pretty dubious and only comes into play when someone makes some kind of "stars with weird eyes" list. Number four on the Google results page is squirt the daisies' thread, in which the famous people aren't really cross-eyed, either, but at least the Something Awful Forum Goons put forth the effort to make it look like they were!
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