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Stranger: j00 bored?
You: racist
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Starter Wiggin
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Stranger: what's your favorite kinda music?
You: torture
You: the screams are melodious
You: yours?
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Harettazetta
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You: I'm afraid. Hold me.
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O Hanraha-hanrahan
Stranger: im drunk and horny, lets cyber
You: Ok sexy, slather me in mayonnaise and call me Charlie.
Stranger: no
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The Rage
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Stranger: Hi :]
You: Jesus Christ: The Untold Story
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Nah, he isn't in this one.
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