Fun With Canadian Club Ads

Normally, these marketers try to make you remember what it was like for you to have sex. But the Canadian Club Whiskey Company has hit upon a new idea that is sure to stimulate the wallets and the gag reflexes of decent people everywhere: to make you think about your parents having sex. Perhaps they are under the impression that if they remind you what it was like to hear the sound of wet meat being slapped against a concrete escarpment over and over again through the thin wall separating your bedrooms in a tiny shitbox apartment in Avondale you will want nothing more than to drink all the whiskey you can get your quaking hands on.

Not content with merely engendering a sense of unprecedented revulsion in the minds of millions, the Canadian Club Whiskey Company is following in the footsteps of exploitative Web 2.0 companies everywhere and crowdsourcing these sex ads to the masses by uploading templates and letting users create their own ads. The forum goons caught wind of this and had a go at digitally recreating the root of their Oedipal complexes. Enjoy!