Android Blues
get up and go'lem: made up of fine silicate layers of vim stratified around a hard core of pep. has a slip of paper with the word chutzpah! written on it inserted in the back of its head. great dancer
Hick Magnet
Dagwood Golem
Two strong arms;
Slimy slices of spiced salami;
Three foot long of bread and lettuce
Mayo and hammy.
Blood of oil and vinegar both
Skin of crust, slightly toast
But the one thing this Golem requires most
Is pepperjack cheese as nails for toes.
bacalou
kid golem: this golem will come out of a woman who has decided to let herself go for over a year after dissapointing intercourse. golem is humanlike in almost every way, but is a piece of shit just like his father. do you hear me craig? child services is going to find you and you will pay me that fucking money
osirisisdead
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bacalou
shitty father golem: this golem is exactly like a father in every way except it is not there. your mother makes sure you know this.
FutonForensic
Goshlem
the most elusive and most bashful of all golems. its rocky cheeks turn red hot at the smallest of compliments. critically weak to smooches
ron color
Flip Over Golem this golem gets drunk and tries to backflip at every party. I dont think anyone here summoned him he just shows up
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