Bonzi Buddy attacks you close to home!
"Apriori" shows the terror of Bonzi bussy quoting famous movie lines. DAMN YOU BONZI BUDDY!
"Arken" knows that if those dumb voters in Florida had had Bonzi Buddy to help them that the election of 2000 would have run smoothly and without any troubles. Of course, we might have a different president now if that had been the case.
"Arsenal" wants your help killing bugs and Bonzi Buddy:
"Basicsafty" has a sick and twisted mind.
If you see "Cooter" on the street, be sure to laugh at him for wasting his money.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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