No hard feelings, ok bud? Hey, look Jesus, I'll take you out to dinner. My treat. Not that you can't afford it. I mean... DAMMIT.
"starkravingnaked" should take his own advice.
"stimpygato," where can I get some?
"velvetelvis'" last point is his best.
"waesa" seems to imply that Peter would be building an awfully small church. Unless that's really big candy...
"whoredog" is of fine German craftsmanship.
"whoredog" makes a fitting end to a long and tedious labor of love.
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