Fiend
Succumbing to Stocholm Syndrome and arguing the merits of cooperation to my fellow hostages.
Applewhite
Sitting with your back to the door in a room full of security monitors.
Dave_Indeed
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.
canyoneer
Unloading cars from a ramp shaped truck
captainoblivious
Fat cop eating condiment covered hotdog.
doctorfrog
Repair man working at bottom of open elevator shaft.
coffeecup
pressing the intercom button and asking the secretary to bring in some tea
Booblord Zagats
Heiling Hitler
Quote-Unquote
Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate
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