Fairly uncomplicated one this week - it's bad places to be in an action movie. For those of you too young to remember, "action movies" were what movies with punching and gunfights were called before the invention of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (or MCU). For the rest, enjoy!
Applewhite
- Driving a tanker truck full of gasoline
- A normal commuter on a busy highway
- Dining in near the front windows of a fancy restaurant
- Peeing outdoors
- Attending a launch party for a new product that will change the world
Edgar
Smoking near some red barrels.
Luvcow
pushing your wheelbarrow of precious oranges to the market
ChuckDeNomolos
being a high school bully and you hear one of the freshmen has some random, jacked dude that moved into their house
EorayMel
In an abandoned warehouse/crackhouse apartment with 3 of your fellow friends.
client
Russia
VectorSigma
in a fancy convertible with vanity plates, wearing snazzy clothes and talking loudly on a 90's cellphone
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