Sexual Double Bill!
Congratulations! Here are some jokes about sex stuff - including sex!
I Took Two One A Day Men's And Now I'm Fucking Unstoppable
Please don't try these at home.
Minimum Wage Noir!
A THRILLING article that will leave you ASTONISHED! [That's how noir taglines read, I think. Sorry.]
Future Instalments of the Air Bud/MVP Franchises!
Remember that dog that played basketball. From the 90s. He's back
Lonely Hearts, Missed Connections!
Me: 6'6" lumberjack I'm 6' tall the other measurement isn't overstatement You: 3 foot tall woman with a flat head for me to put my beer on, no teeth
Smoking Weed With Grandma
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny
Classic Literature: Modernized!
Waiting for Godot: Two guys look up sports scores on their phones for two acts.
911 Calls!
911: hello yes this is 911
Sit-Down Comedians!
Like stand-up comedians, but they're sitting down, instead. Do you get it please?
MSPaint Great Art, From Memory!
Want to play along at home? Write your answers on a postcard and send them to [continued inside article]
Two Hits
Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor.
Tiny Computer Problems!
My computer is really tiny and hard to use!
PG Romance Novels in Simple English!
Jack Nance was handsome. He looked like the the guy on the cover of the book. The guy on the horse. The other guy on the cover is Travis.
Seinfeld 40,000
Idleness grows from heresy Jerry. FROM HERESY!
The Ends of Movies!
The last part of all your favorite films, such as [trails off awkwardly]
College Advice!
Things about college you wish you'd known before you went!
Workplace Toilet Stories!
WARNING: The following stories are grody.
President of a Very Small Country
Declared a national bird today, but then it flew off.
How To Get Away With Murder! (JOKE ARTICLE) (DON'T ARREST US)
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND. IT'S NOT REAL ADVICE)
Computer Guy Olympics!
Finally, a web article all about computers...
The Car Dealership Scene!
a drive-through car dealership, where you don't even have to get out of your car to get into another car
Bad places to be in an action movie!
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.
Items to Sell to the Ancient Past!
Selling objects to the past, lighters, weed, etc. Pretty intriguing stuff. Hard sci-fi concepts. Imagine selling drugs and crap to a guy from the past... pretty insane. That's basically what this article is all about
Eye Contact!
There is literally nothing sexier than eye contact.
Cards Against Humanity: The Experience!
This card game? Kekeke... let's just say it's not exactly Uno... *smirks evilly*
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Me!! I do!! Just kidding guys I know it was a rhetorical question
Skateboarding Tricks For Beginners!
The Loser: show up in roller skates
One Sentence Horror Stories!
with a slight motion of his hands, he appeared to remove and then reattach his thumb repeatedly
Crazy trick! You'll never grow old again if you stop sleeping
am i tired? damn right I am. Tired of getting old.
Crying At The Airport!
The latest and hottest reviews of THE best airports to cry in!
Dog Marriage!
Who's the best man? Who's the best man? You are! You know you are!
Chill Sergeant!
Look to your left! Now look to your right! By the end of the year, one or more of these people will probably be your best friend! Any questions?
what if you died doing some mediocre stuff
RIP me died from stepping on a single 1x1 lego block
This is NOT a bank robbery.
Although I can see how you might think that.
A More Human Goku...
goku hears a wolf howl and joins in for three straight episodes
i started working on this car yesterday and im still working on it today
day 2: still working on the car
Innovative Impovements!
a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you
Technically Accurate Descriptions of Films!
Groundhog Day stars Bill Murray who plays a TV weatherman. He visits the town of Punxsutawney to report on Groundhog day. He wakes up at 6 AM, learns some new skills, falls in love with his producer Rita and decides to move to Punxsutawney permanently.
EMS Stories!
Real stories from real emergency medical professionals! Wow!
The Golden Age of Television
It's a room full of monkeys on typewriters, and they solve crimes
Logan's Adventure! (CYOA!)
Rated R for fantasy violence, extreme language, and a dude's weiner on page 7
Houston vs Kansas City Play by Play
that was a touching moment of silence for the player from when the football transmuted into a bowling ball in mid flight
Let's Fix Ted Cruz's Smile! (Part 2)
Ted Cruz you just can't take a hint. This is truly foul. You are a beast. Nno
The New GMOs!
GMOs altering every aspect of our lives... not that hard to imagine
Dogs: A Beginner's Guide
[Dumbass voice] Dog!! Dog! DOg!! Dog!!!
Various Golems!
Reptilian Golem: these guys appear whenever you call 911. Small chance they will become enraged if you look at the badge number
I Think My Dungeon Master Is Trying To Kill Me
the usual snacks have been replaced by rat poison. a huge axe is precariously hanging over my chair. what could the dm be up to this time?
DriveHacks!
Like Life Hacks, but for driving! I invented that. "Drive Hacks".
Change A Word!
Words replaced with other words! A true revolution - in words!
Druggiest Moments!
[sincerely] Don't do drugs.
Simple "SimplePlanes" Planes!
Watch 2D doodles turn into 3D planes before your eyes, and then watch those planes explode!
Miiverse Highlights!
None of these are the one where it says "My mom and dad fight a lot", sorry.
