Pictures of Dragons!
[Finger hovering over "MARK AS NSFW" button] hm... hmm.... mmm. HMmmm... eh, it's probably fine.
Animal Cruelty! (Feat. The Worst Goddamn People Alive!)
Terrible people reveal their secret shame! Come and judge them!
At Home With Tom Waits!
like all good recording artists, he has a sound studio in his home. he straps himself to a gurney leftover from when the insane asylum burnt down, closes the cell, and sings into a charred IV pole with a bent tin can duct taped on.
Hitler: Good or Bad?
Idiot: Duhhh I think Hitler was bad duhh Me: Hey - I disagree. But I think we can be reasonable about this.
The worst workplace stories!
The worst things in workplaces worldwide, featuring forklift accidents and rollercoaster voyeurs.
Two tickets to watch Steve Jobs at the cinema please
College Prof: You're smart kid.. damn smart. Test scores, all good... But you cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Badly Designed Products!
Articles about design flaws can get bogged down in pedantic banter, but this one’s mostly pictures!
Has Anyone Actually Gotten Beyond the Bath/Bed Barrier?
It takes a great deal of bravery to breach the Beyond barrier. But you can do it. Don’t be a coward!
1848.exe
Master storyteller Atma has a new adventure to share, and the Goons help by goku pro wrestling fart.
The Strangest Star Wars Products!
This Halloween, before you slip on a sexy Yoda hat, consider making a meta-costume by dressing up as these products!
Twilight Zone/Outer Limits Episode Ideas!
A monster sees Hitler on the wing of a plane. Who is the real monster?
Spooky Skeleton GIFs!
The Goons celebrate skeleton season with 50 spooky GIFs!
Election: The Gathering
The Goons make Magic: The Gathering cards for politicians. It's fun for all, with bonus jokes for people who actually play!
What It Means to Be an Openly Practicing, Out-and-Proud Wizard in 2015!
A Goon outs himself as a proud wizard and gets a (mostly) warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Help! I learned about relationships from a homeschool textbook!
Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center.
'80s/'90s TV Theme Songs!
All your favorite TV theme songs, just as you remember them, like you've never heard them before!
WWE Entrance Theme Songs!
Armed with catchy '80s hooks and very little actual wrestling knowledge, a Goon composes rousing odes to WWE stars!
Let's Tell Unsettling Stories Using WikiHow Art!
The SA Goons construct disturbing narratives using only WikiHow images and their rabid imaginations!
Let's Enter The New Yorker's Caption Contest!
The SA Goons present 50 witty captions that weren't actually submitted but otherwise would have won the contest for sure!
HuffPo Parenting Blog Headlines!
This article contains 10 REAL headlines from HuffPo Parents and 50 parodies; they're all equally crazy!
Trump's America!
The SA Goons offer a glimpse into President Trump's historic 5-term run as America's absolute ruler!
The Stinkbug Saga
The Goons form a beautiful yet fleeting bond with Gary the stinkbug.
Thank you for visiting The Beach. Please leave a review!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Screenshots Don't Lie: Adam's Venture
What are you gonna believe: The ‘official narrative’ or these images taken during actual game-play?
Deep Dreams: Computers Have Imagination!
This gallery offers a glimpse at the nightmarish world that exists inside the mind of the machine.
What's Your Fursona?
Using a generator, Goons made creatures that are actually more cute than creepy! Well, most of them.
Replace the Confederate Flag with This Taco!
In the tradition of 'NASCAR Fans + Pinhead Quotes' comes another combination of Southern thing/hellish abomination!
Party Egg!
Hey everyone, meet Party Egg! He’s the egg who parties so hard he scrambles himself inside his shell.
Fictional Last Words in Video Games!
Thanks to the Wikiquote heroes who preserved this knowledge, and RIP to all the characters who died.
Top 10 Ways to Be Annoying, and Top 10 Ways to Fall off a Bridge and Die!
If you become SO annoying after following our tips that someone tells you to go jump off a bridge, well, we’ve got you covered there, too!
DosNetSynth: The Truest Sound for your MIDIs!
Thanks to this cool set-up, you can hear MIDI versions of your favorite songs in a whole new (but also old, circa 1992) way!
Mad Max Name Generator!
A Goon from the future hands out cool names like CRUSHER GORBO and shares facts about the post-apocalyptic lifestyle!
Flying Cats and Snakes with Human Teeth!
Please enjoy this mini-medley of animal antics!
has anyone noticed strange things happening since cheerios + ancient grains was released?
The dark, unfathomable terror contained in the box of cereals consumed my soul and drove my mind into madness.
MS Paint Scenes of Nature!
Let's all just calm down and look at some landscapes.
Make veryman!
The Goons use a goofy webtoy to make jittery monstrosities!
Games with Randomly Generated Names!
The SA Goons create amazing cover art for games that don't actually exist!
4 Panel Movies!
The SA Goons deliver the concise visual synopses movie-lovers need in our fast-paced modern society!
Let's Make Clickbait Ads!
The SA Goons know every weird trick in the book. People hate them!
Let's Draw Mega Man!
Video games are serious business on the Internet, but the Goons save room for fun stuff, like making Mega Man fan art!
The Minecraft Riots
In this exclusive photo-essay, SA takes a vivid look at the most turbulent year in Minecraft history.
Add Pinhead Quotes to NASCAR Photos!
Welcome to the worst nightmare of all ... reality! Welcome ... to hell.
Stealth Toilet Tactics!
Much like National Geographic, this article combines educational/cultural value with graphic nudity!
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3) LAUGH at the artwork!
This Ain't Your Grandpa's Garfield Generator!
Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!
The Devil's Genie!
A genie grants the Goons' every wish... but with an awful twist!
Taylor Swift Crotch Chop: The Final Chops!
Taylor Swift didn't win any Grammys this year, but here's the consolation prize: 40 more great GIFs!
Supermarket Tips and Tricks!
Use these guidelines and gambits to avoid public humiliation at the store... and maybe even save some cash!
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
A team of scientists discovers the primordial particles, the smallest units of matter that compose everything else: They are tiny versions of a basketball, football, baseball and hockey puck. The scientists smash them together, creating another Big Bang. Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.
Cool things to say when you're opening the door for someone
'Let the building eat you.'
Internet Acronyms Every Parent Should Know in 2015!
The SA Goons reveal all the latest teen-only text-slang terms! Like 'MU@B' = Meet You at the Bog. (Bogs are big this year.)
The Great Bird Gambit!
The SA Goons draw large birds snookering and hoodwinking country rube bumpkins out of their hard-earned cash.
