Proposed Timeline for 2015!
If you like condiments, innovative condiment delivery systems, and hippos, you're going to LOVE 2015!
Dr. Who: Future Episodes Revealed!
The Doctor and the Simpsons part on good terms, but the encounter leaves Homer wondering 'Wait, Doctor WHO?!?'
The Adventures of Spidatman!
It's Spider-Man as you've never seen him bef- hmm, wait, actually it's SPIDATMAN, and you've never seen him at all!
List of Things in this Pic that are Me
[scanning every detail of every picture in excitement] i'm... i'm...I'M! ... I'M!!! I'MMMM!!! I'm!
Carol Channing's Disembodied Head!
Whether you're a real Channing fan or just someone who likes seeing the SA Goons put an old lady's head in funny places, one thing's for sure: These are the roles of a lifetime!
Post-Apocalypse Survival Tips!
I hope you updated everything before the apocalypse, or in the early part of the apocalypse, because the google play app store won't even connect now.
That Darn Garfeld!
Garfeld differs from that other cat in several important ways. For instance, Garfeld hates TUESDAYS.
CAT
Cats with rude owners who wake them up for a photo! Action cat GIFs! Courageous cats, stray cats, top cats with top hats.
20 Films with Wasted Product Placement Opportunities!
Product Placement in Sci-Fi, Part 2: Great images, again, plus a dynamic, reader-targeting headline!
Let's Draw Xenomorphs!
‘Xenophobe’ is a word invented to describe people who are terrified by these creatures from ‘Alien.’
Draw a Duck!
GBS is MS-Painting animals again; this time it's duck season!
Captain from Captain & Tennille is Terrifying
No one can escape the Captain's wonky, anime-esque gaze!
Everything is Pumpkin Spice!
These aren't your basic pumpkin-spice products!
Son of Nightmares Fear Factory!
Haunted house reaction shots are always funny, but just to be sure the SA Goons make them funnier.
Fast Food Politicians!
WHERE'S THE BEEF CERTIFICATE, OBURGER?
Son of the Absolute Worst Freddy Krueger Nightmares
Ron Paul is sitting at a computer, checking the value of gold. He hears ‘You're worried about the fed but you should be worried about the FRED!’ Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his musket but Freddy gets it first. ‘Time for a second American revolution!’ Freddy laughs before spinning Ron Paul around and shooting his face with the musket
The Madden GIF Generator! (Part 1 of 2)
NFL teams don't play on Tuesdays (yet), so fill the football void with these funny video-game GIFs!
Bring Your Own Bear! (And Pig!)
Hurf de durf it's animal-drawing time!
A Harrowing Account of One Man's... (Part 2)
I was born for this. My whole life had built to this point. So many years of training were culminating in this instant, from a childhood of escaping from Nazi dungeons in Wolfenstein 3D, to my teen years of fighting through waves of aliens in Duke Nukem, to an adulthood spent carefully ascending a variety of characters in Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
A Harrowing Account of One Man's... (Part 1)
My wife made a small 'O' shape with her mouth, like the little face at the top of the minesweeper screen when you click on a tile. Her face came close to mine and then she placed her lips that were still making the 'O' shape on my cheek. If you've ever played minesweeper on the highest difficulty level and beat it, you know what I am talking about.
What's Going on in Gaza?
Learn a little bit about the conflict with the help of these pop-culture-referencing GIFs and memes!
SImpsons Art Thread (Part 2 of 2!)
I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate ... and I don't hate this!
Owls with Human Legs!
Finally, the SA Goons find a worthy spiritual successor to 'Birds with Human Hands'!
The Birth of Bendyman
Ahhhh! The Bendyman got into my anus from the toilet!!!! MURDER YOU'RE FAMIL
Pizza Art!
The Goons use DiGiorno's design kit to make masterpizzas!
Pusheen Plus!
The Goons take another shot at the year's most popular SA Photoshop theme!
Fun with Pusheen!
DISCLAIMER: Your definition of 'fun' may vary. 'Good, clean' variety not guaranteed to be in stock.
Interview with Samus Aran
The subject matter is engaging (who DOESN'T love Samus Aran? Classic Nintendo video game protagonist? Check. Extremely hot babe? Check. Top tier SSB: M character? Not really, but powerful enough under the control of a skilled player), the pacing is excellent, and the dialogue, impeccable.
REVIEW: the hottest viral images of the day
Costumes are accurate to a serviceable degree, though none of the ghostbusters wore black trousers. Girl's face perhaps betrays the fact she has no idea what ghostbusters is, and was forced into this charade by the man, who could be a relative or stranger. The color of the girl's name tag is wrong too and the ghostbusters logo should be on her arm.
Netflix Original Programming Schedule 2014!
The Hand That Pulls Back the Curtain: 69 aging humorists are pulled out of retirement for one last job -- to write tge funniest netflix capsule descriptions the world has ever seen. can these bumbling homos use this tried and true comedic format to save their failing careers?
MH370.exe
The SA Goons took a nameless, featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really, really liked seawater. A character who did whatever it took (plus many actions that were quite unwarranted!) to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Confessions of a Pornographer!
The SA Forum Goons ASK director/producer Kevin Moore about his 15 years in the adult-film industry, and he TELLS all!
The Strangest Fan Art 11 (Part 11)
It's 2014 now but some fan-art favorites will never change: Sonic. Garfield. Family Guy. Teenager in love with the forklift.
Future Timeline!
2063: aliens discover a ruined earth covered in skeletons, fake boobs and dildos and incorporate all three into their space fashions cluelessly.
Marketing Tie-Ins for '24: Live Another Day'
A running gag involves Jack Bauer accidentally pulling a pack of Camels out of his pocket every time he reaches for his cell phone. If another character is present he says 'It's my last pack, I swear,' and if he's alone he says 'Okay. After this day is over, I'm done with these.'
Resize A Body Part!
The weather's getting warmer, and the body parts of famous people are getting LARGER.* (*or smaller, whatever's funnier)
Funny Things to Say to a Guy Drinking out of a Sports-Style Bottle!
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
The Lost Goon! (Part 1 of 2)
One Goon's wayward selfie inspires greatness from his SA Forums peers, with help from Harrison Ford!
Let's Create New Adam Sandler Movies!
Ronald Dickelson (Adam Sandler) is a famous ad exec, but everyone thinks he's a little too crabby, and then he begins to turn into a literal crab! Can he change his crabby ways in time to reverse the spell of the gypsy (Tim Meadows)?
Endtimes.exe
A mysterious protagonist becomes a powerful messiah in the exciting conclusion to Atma's Choose Your Own Adventure trilogy! ENTER COMMAND, SA GOONS: > get the golden sword and ram it hilt-first into the flesh golem's groin.
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Your [Solitary Source of Joy in an Otherwise Purposeless Life] Sucks!
The things you like are terrible, actually, and SA forums poster 'man thats gross' can tell you why!
Creationists vs. Reality vs. Goons!
You won't BELIEVE what these CREATIONISTS wrote on their notepads, or how the SA GOONS took their time to think up REBUTTALS and then presented them as PHOTOSHOPS!
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The SA Goons have some fun with this happy clapping chap.
Weird Searches from PornMD's Live Feed!
Hobo outwits prostitute. catheter sex dream. banana herself. Chump Farts. ebony granny. saggers.
Celebrity Encounter Stories!
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
A mature Zelda game set in the future...
The slingshot will have a silencer and you can use it to do execution-style finishing attacks on fallen lizards.
Sochi 2014 Photoshops!
What is the meaning of Olympics? Dogs, tarps, misery.
NASCAR Activity Book!
Connect the dots to see popular NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his famous 'Spaghetti Smile'!
Richard Sherman, WWE Superstar!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! SHERMAN HAS LOST HIS MIND! PEYTON IS COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S ELI MANNING'S MUSIC!
Batman vs. Superman (2016) - IMDb
When asked about his reasons for directing a dark, gritty take on the shared Batman/Superman universe, director Zack Snyder replied by saying "[sound of slot machine paying out]."
Good Ways to Die in 2014!
most people aren't a fan of brutally dieing in gruesome ways, but I guess I'm not most people.
we are new gym ppl on our new years resolution itt
I'm the obese elderly man standing naked in the middle of the locker room. I think I'll just stand here a while longer.
