MS Paint Dudes Flash the D at Ghosts! (NWS!)
Warning: This theme contains spooky images of ghosts and genitals!
The War on Christmas!
If the SA Goons don't Photoshop this, people like my mom will think the War on Christmas is just what they see on TV!
The ABCs of the NHL!
A+ for the art/now, as for the verse/hockey Goons wrote it/hell, could be much worse!
Chuck Asay Cartoon Contest!
It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko political cartoons that could chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Forum Goons!
Temple of the Dog - 'Hunger Strike'
eddie vedder and audioslave guy emerge from a cornfrield to sing one song together about bread.
The Adventures of Satan
In this Choose Your Own Adventure saga, the SA Goons direct the devil's every move! Rated NSFW due to mild peril, comic mischief, rude humor.
Dr who FYAD thread: Yea we love that coat guy pretending to see aliens!! YEA
dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Memorable quotes from Dave grohl's music studio biopic (2013)
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
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SEX questions megathread! [PARODY]
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
Infect Movies with STDs!
It's horror season at the cinemas, and what could be scarier?
1992 Graphics for Everything!
LIKE this if you remember the '90s!!! And if you *don't* remember the '90s, just look and learn, friend!
The Matrix Meets Family Circus!
Why do my eyes hurt? 'Because you've never* used them to look at something LIKE THIS before!' (*maybe once, in 2006.)
Nightmares Fear Factory Nightmares!
Get scared looking at scary Photoshops of scared people!
Unaired Geico Commercial: Too Hot for TV!
Very compelling! This is some really strong stuff! It's HOT!
The Strangest Fan Art 10: good durst picture (Part 10)
You'll find surreal art that was likely made for fetish reasons, plus this fairly good pic of durst.
Series Finale Spoiler: They Catch Dexter!
Series Finale Spoiler Spoiler: He got away.
Fool Your Facebook Friends!
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE
Anglerfish and the Amish!
Anglerfish can be used as non-electric nightlights! *Adds this note to the 'Amish Lifehacks' scroll*
Describe Your Job! (7 words or less)
Goons love describing things, strict word limits.
Ideas for Snoop Dogg's Rap Posse!
Dan The Animal Man: Carries around a satchel full of tiny vials of exotic animal pheremones that he sprays on Snoop Dogg at the Zoo to give other patrons the illusion that Snoop is a natural 'Beastmaster,’ beloved by all animals.
Let's Make Our Own Guns!
Please exercise your 2nd Amendment right to enjoy this article!
Drunken Memories, Four-Word Summaries
"For sale: baby shoes, puked on." The SA Goons write short-form party stories!
Smile, Everyone! (Part 1 of 2)
You know how to smile, don't you? You just put your lips together and look happy and/or demented!
The Hottest Self-Published Titles of the Future!
FYAD promotes the next generation of gifted e-authors and also makes some cool pitches for their own online novels!
Welcome to Night Vale!
Created by SA contributor Joseph ‘maxnmona’ Fink, ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ is an ominous community-radio-style podcast set in a small desert town, ‘NPR from the Twilight Zone.’ Broadcasts feature updates about the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, and dark hooded figures with unknowable powers. Turn on your radio and hide.
Give Your Pet A Treat!
It's that rare Internet animal-pic article that ISN'T cat-centric (because cats won't perform on command, even for treats)!
A Fistful of Clown: Dropsy Goes West!
Like many people, you have always wanted to control the actions of a clown in an old-west setting; here is your chance!
The Strangest Fan Art 9 (Part 9)
With the next-gen consoles waiting in the wings, one question looms: How will this affect Sonic fan art?
Make a New Bird!
The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try.
Let's Make Hybrid Pokemon!
The SA Forum Goons use MS Paint and a handy fusion engine to flood the market with non-canonical Pokemon.
MS Paint Your Spam!
You can't spell 'MS Paint' without 'spam'! That wordplay construct is the only justification the SA Goons ever need.
Insert Dr. Tobias Funke Anywhere!
This is ripe for parody! This is ripe!
Missed Connections!
w4m - you sniffed my serum and became my boy toy but i accidentally left you at whole foods. please follow the piercing sine wave home and beg your queen to put her fine fucking feet in your face again.
Let's Play: Cry of Fear!
Please enjoy Lowtax's play-through of a game so horrifying, so frightening, so SHOCKING that it bores him ... to death!
Top 5 All-Time Favorite Bands!
This list will have people arguing and laughing and even nodding knowingly while lost in cool nostalgia memories!
King of the Hill!
The SA Goons share KOTH Photoshops, fan-art finds, and in-depth character/episode analysis (last part not included)!
The Strangest Fan Art 8: Rise of the Boston Ninja Turtle! (Part 8)
Now, more than ever, we need things like Ghostbusters/Rescue Rangers crossover and inflated_bowser.
MS Paint Embarrassing Moments 2013!
The SA Goons use crude goofy drawings to relive traumatic memories that haunt them to this very day.
Mannequin Nightmares!
It started with a limbless mannequin, billed as 'The girl of your dreams.' Then it got a bit creepy!
Look What I Wrote on this Notepad!
Youngish people write the darnedest things, especially when the SA Goons take control of their pads!
Draw the Plot to a Movie You Haven't Seen, Part Two!
Did you miss Part 1, titled 'Too Long; Didn't See'? That's okay, missing info is key to this theme!
Wrestling Gimmicks!
These gimmicks are guaranteed to get a reaction in the ring! If you're not a wrestler but you'd still like to get a reaction, just play these roles in real life and you're sure to make a splash!
Cyborg Steve Mann Redux
Before Google Glass, there was a cyborg man named Steve. Let's look back at his fast-food follies of yesteryear!
The Strangest Fan Art 7: The Return (Part 7)
That's right Luigi, this is the second Strangest Fan Art installment of 2013!
Make the Worst Simulator Games!
Try the beta version of our Look at Photoshops of Bad Simulator Games Simulator! Amazingly lifelike!
Make Vintage Sci-Fi Covers!
The SA Goons made vintage-looking sci-fi book covers! Now you can make them too, by using this one weird trick! [CLICK]
This Beyonce Photo No Longer Exists!
A certain Beyonce image has vanished from the Internet! The SA Goons fill that void with Photoshops.
Too Long; Didn't See!
The SA Forum Goons ask friends/ family members/ the recently coma-awakened to explain the plots of movies they haven't watched, then they (the Goons) draw the descriptions!
Draw Dinosaurs with Your Feet!
The SA Goons charm you with crude toe-scribbled sketches, then amaze you with fancy dino linographs!
Variety Pack #22: Post-Apocalyptic Self-Help Guides! As Seen on TV products! Star Wars!
Keepers from short-lived threads! Late arrivals from a popular theme! This variety pack has it all!
Dumbest Music Journalism Sentences / Defining Album of 2012!
Music milestones of 2012 as described by professional critics, who are then parodied by people from the internet!
Things to Say If You Become a Badass!
When you do a cool thing people will look at you expectantly, and if you don't follow it up by SAYING a cool thing, you'll forfeit badass status!
The Strangest Fan Art: 6th and Last?!? (Part 6)
It took a while but we emptied the vaults and cleared out all the Sonic/Pony Dr. Who/Lion King etc. crossovers and other disturbing fan-art images. Fresh start for 2013! (After today.)
