Letters To Santa
Christmas is over for another year, and now we have to go back to our normal dull lives...OR DO WE? Postpone the misery of returning to normal life by enjoying a bunch of Santa drawings from the SA forum goons. I'll even let you over-eat as you read it.
A Very 8-Bit Christmas
There has been a long history connecting music, Christmas and video games. Mostly all coming from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for the NES. SA forum goon Mafialligator has created a bunch of 8-bit Christmas songs you might be familiar with, download them for free right here!
Dumbasses In School
Do you ever feel that you are the only intelligent person in your social or professional circle? Then read stories here from other arrogant dicks, featuring tales from our forum goons relating to schoolyard stupidity!
Things You Do When No One Is Around
Wow, the SA forum goons have drawn a bunch of pictures about what they do when they're bored. I can't think of anything more exciting! Check it out immediately!
Awful Inventions
Here are a bunch of terrible ideas thought up by the SA forum goons. No, it's not their choice of careers, it's a bunch of drawings featuring the worst inventions imaginable!
New Xbox Avatars
If you own an Xbox, you'll understand how crap the limited selection of avatars in the NXE is. This article contains some of the SA forum goons' more unique creations. If you own a PS3, I'm sorry.
Metal
It's the steel of the century as the SA forum goons put together works of art by welding metal. It's as fun as it is dangerous!
Awful Weddings
We've been together for a long time now, and I know you've always taken an interest in my SA forum goons, and I know how much you love hilarious wedding stories. What I'm trying to say is...Will you read my article?
The Art of Carving Pumpkins
Halloween is long past now, so why bother wasting your time with this old news? Because pumpkins are round, fun and easy to laugh at. Just like our forum goons, who have been carving up some delights. Check them out (the delights, not the goons)!
Election .gif Party
Apparently, there's an election coming up soon. Learn all you need to know about the candidates with these helpful animated gifs, courtesy of the SA forum goons.
Parental Fears
Calling kids hilarious names like "crotch droppings" is a fun way to pass time, but we should try to think about the poor parents who raise these terrible toddlers. Just think of all the things that can go wrong when bringing up a kid! Scratch that, there's no need to imagine; the forum goons are here to do it for you with some drawings!
Who Is Homer Simpson?
Ay Carumba! The SA forum goons are back with a bunch of drawings they asked crazy people to contribute with, all based on images of Homer Simpson. Do-nut miss this!
Awful Food and Drink
Hungry? Thirsty? You won't be after checking out these disgusting concoctions courtesy of the SA forum goons.
Dumb Things Said By Teachers
Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise told us that school is a dangerous place where you will more than likely die. This is not always true. Sometimes your teachers will just tell you a bunch of lies and expect you to believe them. Like when I was told I had potential. Here is an article about the stupidest teachers by the stupidest SA forum goons.
Sock Monster Safari Rides Again
The SA forum goons are back with more knitwear nightmares. Check out these cuddly sock monsters from our cuddly artists.
Improving the Google Chrome Comics
If you are like me then you won't take anything seriously unless it's in web comic format. Here are a bunch of images created by the forum goons based on the Google Chrome comics which you have heard about if you are a loser. Read them. Loser.
Aaahh!!! Real Phobias
I'm scared of writing things which no one will read, so I'll keep this as short as possible. The SA forum goons drew a bunch of the stupidest phobias around, and you should check out their work right now you dumb jerk.
Corporate Buzzwords
Step into my office and let's discuss some of the most frustrating terms in the working environment that are around today. Dare you stick your finger in the pie, freshly cooked by the SA forum goons?
More Adorable Monstrosities
Hope you're having a great summer here's a copy and paste: ARGH! They're disgusting! But some of them can draw. Check out more images of cute and cuddly horrors from the SA forum goons.
Fun Adventures in Racism
"Oh, grandma! You've called the mailman a racial slur again? What are we going to do with you?". This is an example of just one hilarious anecdote from a bunch of stories about the fun of racism, courtesy of the SA forum goons. Check out the rest of the tales here. Jew can't afford to miss it!
Adorable Monstrosities
ARGH! They're disgusting! But some of them can draw. Check out these images of cute and cuddly horrors from the SA forum goons.
Dumb Interview Questions
Have you ever been for a job interview? Of course not, you're a pathetic loser reading a comedy website instead of working hard and experiencing the harshness of real life. However, you can get a sample of the pain and humiliation that comes from these scenarios by reading about the worst interviews courtesy of the SA forum goons.
Bat's Entertainment!
I don't plan on Robbin' much of your time, so quickly check out these cool drawings of Batman and some Batmen. I'm not joking, there are fun drawings here from the SA forum goons. Check them out, it won't make much of a Dent in your busy day!
Barbie-Q 2008
I’ve heard of a burning passion for Barbie, but this is ridiculous. Some SA forum goons decided to set dolls on fire and pretend that it was a responsible and mature thing to do. Play along with them by enjoying this article as a work of art or else you might find yourself as their next victim.
Sock Monster Safari
Let the SA forum goons 'sock it to you' with a bunch of cool sock puppets based on a bunch of random crap requested by internet losers.
More Spore: Creature Creator Part 2
Apparently, EA don't just make sports games. With the release of the Spore Creature Creator demo, everyone on the internet is having fun making monsters. At least the ones with expensive PCs. Check out some of the coolest, funniest and most bizare works of the SA forum goons right here! Again.
The Other Half
This is an article in which joint efforts are made by the SA forum goons to create original pieces of art. I can't begin to explain how badly this has messed up my system of naming the files. Check out the drawings and pray that you never have to rely on Notepad files to remind you which image relates to which artist.
The Best of the Spore Creature Creator
Apparently, EA don't just make sports games. With the release of the Spore Creature Creator demo, everyone on the internet is having fun making monsters. At least the ones with expensive PCs. Check out some of the coolest, funniest and most bizare works of the SA forum goons right here!
Awful Amusement Park Design
Sometimes it's not enough just to laugh at the disgusting people who inhabit amusement parks. Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get your kicks. Sometimes you have to laugh at crappy drawings on even worse "attractions". Sometimes you run out of space and can’t mention the SA forum goons.
Fat Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs are dead, just like the PS3. However, unlike Sony’s console, people still care about these prehistoric creature. How did they die? According to the SA forum goons, it was heart disease caused by obesity. Check out some drawing of some fat dinosaurs drawn by some fat humans.
More Failures Of Humanity
Fat people called John can be hilarious, just look at John Goodman, John Belushi and Chris Farley. Unfortunately, every other fat person on this planet is an embarrassment and should be thrown into a hole and burried alive. Read more about the SA forum goons' close calls with disgusting people right here.
Awful Licence Plates
If you have a spare $200 and no sense of shame, why not invest in a custom licence plate? There are potential millions of people to offend who will recoil in shock when they see what slogans you can slap on your car. Here are a few terrible number plates found by the SA forum goons.
Unconventional Ways To Trap A Bear
Not only are bears delicious, but they are dangerous creatures capable of causing you both emotional and physical harm. That is why we must capture every bear and round them up into camps. To do this, we’ll need techniques devised by our quick-witted forum goons. Bear witness to some beautiful drawings today.
Awful Superheroes
They say that the real heroes are the doctors, nurses and firemen working to save us every day. That's crap. Take a look at some real heroic individuals, courtesy of the SA forum goons.
Castle Vidcons
Video games made me socially withdrawn and more likely to murder people, and they can improve your life too. Start off here by enjoying some comic strips combining the fun of the middle ages with the beautiful art of the Nintendo Wii created by SA forum goon Sparr. All fanboys welcome.
More From The Army Combat Manual
Niko is an alien and Liberty City is a mirror-image universe New York City which is a testing ground that extra-terrestrials are using to prepare for how to behave around Earthlings. Now that GTA IV is spoiled for you, there’s no reason for you not to check out these amusing army-themed images from the SA forum goons.
Embarrassing Situations With Parents
I hate my mom so much!!! She won't let me buy Mortal Kombat or listen to Linkin Park! Thankfully, the relationship I have with my parents doesn't compare to the screwed up stories the SA forum goons have on offer. Crank up the Limp Bizkit and check out these horrific tales of family life!
Army Combat Manual
As someone with an interest in being shot at, I decided to join the military. However, they wouldn’t let me see battle until I passed a simple combat training assessment. Thankfully, the SA forum goons created a custom guide for me, and now I am read to take a bullet for the country I love. Be a good infidel and check out their efforts.
Compare Your Genitals to Musicians!
Do you have an uncontrollable urge that involves spending your time thinking about genitalia? Hide away these uncomfortable thoughts no longer! The SA Forum Goons are here to give you a release in the form of a poorly disguised music article full of dick jokes!
More Illustrated Awkward Confessions
Check out more wacky drawings from the SA forum goons depicting confessions from the worst people in the world: Internet users.
Illustrated Awkward Confessions
Check out some wacky drawings from the SA forum goons depicting confessions from the worst people in the world: Internet users.
More Famous Writers As Children
Do you wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out! Thanks copy & paste.
More Pranks In The Workplace
If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives. Thanks copy & paste.
Famous Writers As Children
Do you often wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out!
Robot Drawings
Robots can be fun, cool and sexy. Some of the SA forums goons have been drawing robotic pals for a few months, and are now ready to display their efforts. Come and look at the only drawings of robots on the internet which aren't Transformers porn.
Pranks In The Workplace
If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives.
Valentines + Dinosaurs = Valendinos
What do you love more, your partner or dinosaurs? Relax, you don't need to make that decision, because with Valentines Day upon us, you can combine love and dinosaurs in a way that won't make people look at you oddly. Check out these ValenDIN(O)es drawings from the SA forum goons!
Meat Your Maker
I won't mince my words, beef-ore you do anything else, check out these two amusing tales of men eating meat courtesy of the Something Awful forum goons. It's mostly pictures, so even your illiterate cousin Buck can enjoy it.
Danger!
Here are a bunch of amusing warning signs from the Something Awful forum goons that you can play with at home to recreate your favorite nuclear disaster. Enjoy!
More Goons With Balloons
Hurray for copy and paste. If you are like me and find balloons incredibly erotic, you won't want to miss this, as a Something Awful forum goon twists and ties balloons into a variety of fun shapes. I'd hate to burst your bubble by letting you miss this article, so read it now!
Who Has Kirby Been Eating?
Celebrate the forthcoming release of the new Super Smash Brothers game by checking out some new abilities of Kirky, as designed by the Something Awful forum goons. It doesn't suck.
Harry Potter Fun Time
I just read the most incredible book! It's about a young boy called Harry Potter who discovers that he is a wizard. Before I check to see if there is any gay erotic fan-fiction online about my new favorite character, I'm going to check out some surreal drawings of Harry by the Something Awful forum goons. I hope you'll look too!
Tales of the Hotel Industry
When I say Paris Hilton, you think of the beautiful, classy lady who every girl desires to be. However, it's also a hotel, somewhere unknown near France. For more exclusives on the wonderful world of hotels, check out these stories from the SA forum goons!
