100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY

INT - Hydro-power Plant

Huge fans roar and make big thump thump noises in stereo. Big

waterfalls are dumping water into a seemingly bottomless pit. 

walkways crisscross across the big tube thing. Darth Carnage and

Obie Wan stare at each other from opposite ends of one of the

walkway things.



				OBIE WAN

	You are a bad fool, Darth Carnage, to think you could

	beat me at a fight!



				DARTH CARNAGE

	You are still naive, Jedi, despite your beard.



				OBIE WAN

	My beard is a symbol of my masculine power and my

	spiritual dedication to the Jedi order.



				DARTH CARNAGE

	Do not tell me of your beliefs! I am angry!



Darth Carnage lunges at Obie Wan and swings his lightsaber with

menace. Obie Wan deflects his blows with his own lightsaber. And

then he leaps to a higher platform, with The Force. Darth Carnage

leaps up after him and they circle each other like growling dogs,

which is a metaphor.



				DARTH CARNAGE

	I see that you have The Force.



				OBIE WAN

	I have used it many times, Darth, and I will use it many

	more times.



				DARTH CARNAGE

	Only ONE of us will be destroyed!



				OBIE WAN

	In your dreams!



Obie Wan uses the force to push Darth Carnage toward the end of

the ledge, but Darth Carnage skids back on his heels and does not

fall off even though Obie Wan wanted him to.



				DARTH CARNAGE

	This is a JEDI trick!



				OBIE WAN

	I am a Jedi, with The Force.



				DARTH CARNAGE

	We shall see!

YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE! Thanks to SA Forum Goon DannyManic for gracing us with this awesome look into the upcoming world of Star Wars.

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams