100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY

EXT - DEGOBAH - NIGHT



Han Solo wakes up amid a ghastly swamp, clutching his head. He blinks 

his eyes several times and looks around, and sits upright suddenly.



				HAN SOLO

	Chewie!? Chewie, where are you!



Han Solo stands up and runs to the wreckage of his ship.



				HAN SOLO

	Oh my god, Chewie, where are you!?



Suddenly, there is a rustling amid the ship's wreckage. Chewbacca runs

out and leaps into Han Solo's arms and licks his face.



				HAN SOLO

	For Christ’s sake, Chewie, don't scare me like that, I thought

	I'd lost you!



				CHEWEBACCA

	Woof!



There is a whooshing sound above. Han Solo drops Chewbacca and looks up.

Trees snap and bend as Obie Wan's star fighter comes crashing down through

the foliage. Han Solo runs up to the ship and opens the hatch, shaking

Obie Wan awake.



				OBIE WAN

	What? Where am I?



Obie Wan reaches down and grabs Luke from under the seat.



				OBIE WAN

	Luke! Thank god you're alright!



Luke gurgles happily and grabs Obie Wan's finger.



				HAN SOLO

	Who are you?

				

				OBIE WAN

	I am Obie Wan Kenobi. I am a Jedi, and this baby is very

	important. We must take this baby to Coruscant to meet Yoda.



				HAN SOLO

	Oh no, you're a Jedi? Boba Fett was talking about KILLING the

	Jedi!



				OBIE WAN

	This bodes ill for the Jedi... you know, I bet Yoda would like

        it here.