100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY

INT - JEDI COUNCIL

Yoda and a variety of weird looking Jedi are sitting in a circle. 

Obie Wan walks in and sits down and they all stare at him.



				OBIE WAN

	What is it, councilmen?

		

				YODA

	Obie Wan, decided that you should go look for Anakin we have.



				OBIE WAN

	Okay. I'll bet that he's living with Padme on her home planet

	of Naboo.



				YODA

	That is what we were thinking too, except that for some 

	reason his presence, vague and cloudy in our minds it is. 

	Unusual for a Jedi this is. Usually sense them very well we 

	can.



				OBIE WAN

	This is a most disturbing development.



				YODA

	We were also thinking that up to something the clones might 

	be.



				OBIE WAN

	"Up to something," master Yoda?



				YODA

	Yes. Also we think that you should investigate this we do.



				OBIE WAN

	I'm going to go to my ship and do that right now.



INT - CLONE CAFETERIA

Boba Fett is sitting with a bunch of clones and eating an orange food

substance from a bowl. Everyone is eating except one clone, DIFFERENT

CLONE, who looks sullen.



				BOBA FETT

	You there, why do you look so sad?



				CLONE

	Don't talk to him, he's different, we don't like him.



				BOBA FETT

	We are clones, how could it be that he is different.



				CLONE

	He is shorter than us and he looks different, and he has given

	himself a name.



				BOBA FETT

	(Angry) Boy! Is this true? What name have you given yourself?



				DIFFERENT CLONE

	I call myself HAN SOLO, sir. Because I am in solitude because 

	the other clones don't like me. I am ashamed of myself.



				BOBA FETT

	As well you should be, boy. We are supposed to all be clones,

	but you look different, which makes you a threat to our morale.

	You are hereby banished from the clone army, never to return.

				

				HAN SOLO

	That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.



Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a 

duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy 

inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.



				HAN SOLO

	It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.