100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY PART 2

EXT – ANAKIN’S HOUSE – DAY



OBIE WAN’s Jedi starship makes a graceful landing on the front porch. Obie Wan hops

out and runs up to the door and bangs on it like he means business, which he does. 

THREEPIO answers the door. 



					THREEPIO

		Once again, Obie Wan, I am glad to see you, but

		I doubt that Master Vader will share my pleasure.



					OBIE WAN

		Please do not call him by that name. It is a foul

		and corrupted name and all of us guys are trying

		to get him to stop it.



					THREEPIO

		Very well, but I shall still call him that to his

		face, because he kicked me out of bed last time.



					OBIE WAN

		This is disturbing in many ways, my friend. I must

		impose upon you to summon your master at once. Tell

		him it’s Jar Jar Binks.



					THREEPIO

		I will do it.



Obie Wan folds his arms and paces, mouthing practice sentences; he is rehearsing 

for to see his apprentice once more. Anakin bursts through the door, happier than

he has been in some time.



					ANAKIN

		Jar Jar, what an unexp...



Anakin stops in his tracks.



					ANAKIN

		The unmitigated nerve of you, Obie Wan. To come here,

		after you have stolen Chappie away from me so cruelly.



					OBIE WAN

		His name is not Chappie, it is Luke. He will not take

		on a cursed name, as you are determined to do. He is

		an innocent child.



					ANAKIN

		Whatever you call him, it takes all of my restraint not

		to strike you down. And to drag poor Jar Jar into this...	

					

                                        OBIE WAN

		Jar Jar is not actually here.



					ANAKIN

		You are a liar and a kidnapper and a traitor. I am



		ashamed to have once called you master. Where is Jar

		Jar?



					OBIE WAN

		As I told you, he is not actually here, I would 

		imagine he is back at the Senate... but this is not

		Relevant, Anakin. You must come back with me and be

		cleansed in the Yoda Pool.



					ANAKIN

		Silence! I need no cleansing. Besides, the Yoda Pool

		is merely a myth... there is no magical cure for the

		anger in my blood.



					OBIE WAN

		I will take you by force if I have to, but I didn’t

		want to at all because I like you and we’re supposed

		to be friends.



Obie Wan reaches to his belt to grab his lightsaber, but a haymaker from Anakin 

lays him flat! Anakin jumps into Obie Wan’s starship and lifts off into the sky. 

Obie Wan springs up and tries to jump for the ship, but he falls short.



					OBIE WAN

		That was terrible.



Threepio emerges from the house.



					THREEPIO

		What is this commotion, sir? Where is Master Skywalker?



					OBIE WAN

		I beat him up and then he left.



					THREEPIO

		Oh dear.