100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY PART 2

INT – YODA CHAMBER



ANAKIN and OBIE WAN are fighting each other with lightsabers, precariously close to

the Yoda Pool. They jump around on things, and they keep almost hitting each other

but then one of them will duck just in time and not get hit. There is a bead of 

sweat on Obie Wan’s brow, and his usually lighthearted temperament is tempered with

steely angriness. 



					ANAKIN

		You shall not knock me in! I am more powerful

		than you have ever been, former master. I am more

		powerful than ANYONE has ever been!



					OBIE WAN

		Anakin, you must let the Yoda Pool cleanse you

		of your dark-side taint!



					ANAKIN

		My name is still Darth Vader now!



ANAKIN lunges at Obie Wan and their struggle continues.



INT – PADME’S BEDCHAMBERS – DAY



PADME is rocking LEIA in her arms and looking worried. Leia coos and gurgles like a

baby would. Padme is clearly waiting for something... or someone! There is a knock

at the door. Padme answers it, and it is JAR JAR.



					JAR JAR

		Massa, me got a message fo’ ya, from massa

		Bail Organa. He wanna take yo baby, chile.



					PADME

		Bail Organa? I am reluctant to trust a senator

		now that Palpatine has declared himself Emperor.



					JAR JAR

		He naw senator no mo,’ chile. He a king now! Yo

		baby gonna be a princess!



					PADME

		Well I suppose that sounds pretty good. Would

		you take it to him now?



					JAR JAR

		Sho’nuff, massa.



Jar Jar takes little Leia in his arms and exits. Padme sits in a chair and weeps,

because she is sad that both of her babies are gone.



INT – YODA CHAMBER



OBIE WAN continues to battle ANAKIN above the Yoda Pool.



					OBIE WAN

		If you will not listen to reason, I shall have to

		knock you into the Yoda Pool by force!



					ANAKIN

		Never! My midichlorians will remain just as they are!



					OBIE WAN

		But Anakin, your midichlorians have turned evil and

		are destroying the balance in your body! Can you not

		see what you have turned into!



					ANAKIN

		I have turned into... A GOD!



Anakin and Obie Wan fight some more. We see PALPATINE step out of the shadows, 

outside their field of view. Palpatine pulls a bubbling potion out of his cloak and

holds it over the Yoda Pool.

				

					PALPATINE

		Obie Wan is a fool! I shall taint the Yoda Pool,

		And Anakin will NOT be healed when he falls in, 

		but will instead be turned... turned into a

                terrible robot of the Dark Side!



Palpatine pours the potion into the Yoda Pool, which turns from a cool minty blue 

to a terrible swirling red and black color.

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