100% REAL: LEAKED STAR WARS EPISODE 3 SCREENPLAY PART 2

Diagonal wash to the bridge of a Federation cruiser. Obi-Wan strides back

and forth impatiently.



                  OBI-WAN: Pilot! How long until we reach Tatooine!



                  PILOT: Pretty soon, sir!



                  OBI-WAN (muttering to himself Not soon enough.

                  (thumbs comlink) Engineering! Can't we go any faster?



                  ENGINEER (in Chinese accent): This ahs fahst ahs

                  we cahn goh, mahstah!



Padme enters.



                  OBI-WAN: Padme!



                  PADME: Obi-Wan. I found someone who can help us

                  reach Tatooine ahead of Anakin!



Sergeant Ackbar enters, clad in the simple gray cloak of the Mon Clameri

underling



                  SERGEANT ACKBAR (gruffly): General Kenobi.

                  We have found a way to reroute power to the auxillary

                  thrusters to increase propulsion by 40%!



                  PADME: Oh!



                  OBI-WAN: Well done, Sergeant!



                  SERGEANT ACKBAR(gruffly): With our new power

                  dispersal we should reach the target in a few hours!



                  PADME: You have stuff hanging off your chin.



                  SERGEANT ACKBAR (gruffly): This is like a beard.



                  OBI-WAN (amused): But the Mon Clamari are a hairless race!



                  JAR JAR BINKS: Meesa ne wanga gotta beard, and

                  muy muy peoples gon' be wantin' one twosie! (trips, falls)



                  SERGEANT ACKBAR: (coughs gruffly)



                  OBI-WAN: You serve the Alliance well... Commander!



                  PADME: That shit's gross.