We start with a venerable old classic: tribute.wmvavi. This never fails to bring a tear to my eye as the Benny Hill Theme/Yakkety Sax reminds me of the noble sacrifices ARE REVOLUTIONARY WAR TROOPS made in fighting the evil British so that we can proudly live in a country that is #23 in literacy, #27 in math, #21 in science and #1 in 7/11 Big Gulp drink sizes.

Pro-tip: no matter how hot it is in your apartment, it is not advisable to open your window as the symbol of American capitalism and excess crumbles before you, sending a cloud of debris and jingoism your way.

Wow, Disney has been getting really edgy lately!

We did not deserve 9/11.

Sweden gave the world Crazy Frog.

Sweden deserved 9/11.

The terrorists didn't do 9/11 as blowback for meddling in their affairs. They didn't do it because they hate our freedoms, either. They were just playing America's favorite game: Jihad The Autistic.

This video proves two things:

1) Motherfuckin' bootleg firework shit did 9/11.

2) The art of the mashup is still alive and well no matter what anyone says.

All kidding aside, though, we all know who REALLY did 9/11...