Pretty Intense Japanese Lesson
Ah yes... "I'm fluent in Japanese". The Goon mating call...
That about does it for this week. Thanks to all my homeboys and homegirls for helping me make this happen (I'd list names as I usually do, but it's allergy-season at the Occupy Japan Estate and I'm high as a motherfuck on Benedryl right now and I can't even remember my own name let alone the names of anyone else). Regardless, thanks for sending me these terrible videos you fucking jerks!
If you'd like to send in a video that totally sucks and will make me file assault charges against you, send them right here. If you'd like to join our YouTube channel and join in the fun of DMCAing all the videos I upload, then go here.
See you next week, assholes!
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About This Column
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!
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